{"id":78887,"date":"2026-03-22T12:11:23","date_gmt":"2026-03-22T11:11:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dlvradio.es\/?p=78887"},"modified":"2026-03-22T12:18:36","modified_gmt":"2026-03-22T11:18:36","slug":"la-porra-22-de-marzo-de-2026","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dlvradio.es\/en\/la-porra-22-de-marzo-de-2026\/","title":{"rendered":"La Porra &#8211; 22 de marzo de 2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"gs\">\n<div class=\"\">\n<div id=\":dq\" class=\"ii gt\">\n<div id=\":dp\" class=\"a3s aiL\">\n<div id=\"avWBGd-17\">\n<div dir=\"ltr\">\n<p><b><u>Barcelona 5 &#8211; 1 Rayo Vallecano (22\/3\/26, 14h):<\/u><\/b><\/p>\n<p>Antes que nada, que chinguen much\u00edsimo a su madre los culeros de la La Liga por haberse empe\u00f1ado esta temporada en poner horarios de mierda para sus principales bazas, Barcelona y Real Madrid.<\/p>\n<p>Se quejan de la pirater\u00eda -a ver qui\u00e9n es el 1r afortunado al que se la chupa Tebas frente a las c\u00e1maras por 50\u20ac del chivatazo- pero omiten que en realidad poca gente puede ir a comer con\u00a0su familia viendo al Barcelona contra el\u00a0Rayo Vallecano. Respeto absoluto a una instituci\u00f3n hist\u00f3rica como la de Vallekas, pero no veo a una familia de 4 reventarse como\u00a0m\u00ednimo 60\u20ac en un partido que no define nada.<\/p>\n<div>Fuera de ello, el Barcelona viene en modo apisonadora y con el partido de ma\u00f1ana como el gran pendiente antes del par\u00f3n por Selecciones y el Rayo haciendo una temporada honrosa, pero le alcanza hasta donde le alcanza.<\/div>\n<div>\n<p><b>Real Madrid\u00a0 2 &#8211; 3 Atl\u00e9tico de Madrid (22\/3\/26, 21h):<\/b>El Real Madrid contra su &#8216;Bestia negra&#8217;, que son todos los equipos que juegan cerrados y con capacidad de hacer da\u00f1o a la contra.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>S\u00ed, yo me mantengo en que Benfica y el ManCity son espejismos, uno mucho menor en cuanto a calidad individual y el otro viviendo de las rentas de lo que en su momento fue el Guardiolismo, hoy muy disminuido por el avance natural del f\u00fatbol y un equipo que se sabe desnivelado a pesar de putimilmillones de gasto.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>El llamado &#8216;cholismo&#8217; me parece una mierda que encumbra el juego mediocre, pero por lo menos es un sello de identidad -g\u00fcevos antes que juegos-, no como lo de Arbeloa que va dando palos de ciego pero muy efectivos, lo cual no deber\u00eda de extra\u00f1arnos teniendo una plantilla valuada\u00a0en\u00a01.380mde. La plantilla del Cholo, a pesar de que \u00e9ste es el entrenador mejor pagado del mundo (alg\u00fan d\u00eda entenderemos por qu\u00e9&#8230; o no) vale poco menos de la mitad,\u00a0587mde.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Eso s\u00ed, por el bien de Jos\u00e9 Luis Torrente, esperar\u00eda en alg\u00fan momento no tan lejano ver un cambio en la direcci\u00f3n del Aleti, de Simeone a Filipe Lu\u00eds. Tal vez haya que actualizar para dar ese salto de calidad, que en su momento el mam\u00f3n de Sergio Ramos estrope\u00f3 de un cabezazo en aqu\u00e9l fat\u00eddico minuto 93.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Barcelona 5 &#8211; 1 Rayo Vallecano (22\/3\/26, 14h): Antes que nada, que chinguen much\u00edsimo a su madre los culeros de la La Liga por haberse empe\u00f1ado esta temporada en poner horarios de mierda para sus principales bazas, Barcelona y Real Madrid. 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